I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
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There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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