You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
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