Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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