some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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