I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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