Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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