its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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