If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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