Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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