but the lizard people decide everything anyway
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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