He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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