I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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