...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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