i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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