Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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