I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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