I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
