just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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