I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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