is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
send nudes
from the living room?
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