Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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