Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Can I color on your dick again?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Panties = found
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