The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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