I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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