his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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