My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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