O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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