What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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