Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
This girl is more easily done than said...
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Randomize
