He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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