yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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