how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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