I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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