Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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