Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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