dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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