i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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