Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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