i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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