i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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