I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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