I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
zippers are such a cool invention
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Green mimosas i think yes
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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