so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
