Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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