You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
