he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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