At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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