You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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