I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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