I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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