He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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