Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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