is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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