another moral hangover. fuck.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
