I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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