Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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