i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
My vagina is officially offended.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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