There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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