No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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