But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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