she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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